Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series 2000–2024) Poster

(2000–2024)

Cheryl Hines: Cheryl David, Cheryl

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Quotes 

  • Cheryl : [Larry discusses becoming a restaurant host]  I thought you didn't like talking to people.

    Larry David : I don't like talking to... to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

  • [Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry] 

    Cheryl : "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."

    Larry : You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife?

    Cheryl : Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that?

    Larry : Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in... "'til death do us part, " I thought it was...

    Cheryl : Do you have a problem with eternity?

    Larry : Well...

    Cheryl : We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.

    Larry : I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again.

  • Restaraunt Chef : [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome]  Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!

    [the restaurant suddenly turns silent] 

    Larry David : [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer]  Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.

    Larry David : [Aloud]  Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!

    Jeff Greene : Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!

    Michael York : Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!

    Restaurant Manager : Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!

    Cheryl : Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!

    Susie Greene : [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her]  Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

    Cheryl's Dad : Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.

    Richard Lewis : Pussy pig fucker!

    Jeff Greene's Dad : Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

    [Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically] 

  • Larry : You don't work. You're unemployed.

    Cheryl : Loving you is my job, Larry.

  • [after leaving a terrible dinner party] 

    Larry : What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with?

    Cheryl : Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7.

    Larry : 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9.

    Cheryl : It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points.

    Larry : Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7?

  • Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members.

    Susie Greene : Ah, eh...

    Larry : It's... pretty.

    Cheryl : I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club...

    Susie Greene : All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city...

    Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so...

    Larry : How am I even gonna get by in the interview?

    Susie Greene : [points at Larry]  This one would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here.

    Larry : Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*?

    Susie Greene : Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament!

    Larry : I'm much more gentiley than you are!

  • Cheryl : Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there...

    Wanda : Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you?

  • [repeated line] 

    Cheryl : Why would you do that?

  • [Larry has just offended a rabbi] 

    Nat David : He doesn't know what he's doing.

    Cheryl's Mom : He really doesn't.

    Cheryl : No, he's...

    Larry : What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he... "

    Rabbi : Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible.

    Larry : "... he speaks not?... "

    Rabbi : Just, just don't try...

    Larry : "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?... "

    Cheryl's Mom : Okay!

    Nat David : Larry... if you could be quiet.

  • Cheryl : Hi, Wandering Bear.

    Wandering Bear : Hello. How is... your vagina?

    Cheryl : It's... getting better.

    Wandering Bear : Good!

  • Larry David : Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you?

    Cheryl : I *do* know how to play telephone.

    Larry David : Oh, do you?

    Cheryl : Yeah, but I usually play the "G" version. It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane."

    Larry David : The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits!"

  • [Larry receives flowers from a doctor he promised to give 5, 000 dollars to] 

    Cheryl : Are those from your mistress and you just haven't told me?

    Larry : I wish.

    [He gives the flower guy a tip] 

    Cheryl : Did you give him a five thousand dollar tip?

  • Larry : We're going to put sweet potatoes on the menu... because you can't find sweet potatoes anywhere else, have you noticed that.

    Cheryl : Oh, everyone's noticed that.

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