Greg Couch

@gregcouch

Bleacher Report national columnist. Guardian, ViceSports. Tennis Pro at Centre Court Ath Club. Serious about tennis: writing it, playing it. Sweet Home Chicago

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  1. Aug 15

    A cricket chirping nonstop in my house for 3 days has turned me into Bill Murray in Caddyshack

  2. Aug 15

    My history? You have no clue about my history

    1) your history 2) yeah right, like I'm gonna click on your trash ✌🏾️
  3. Aug 15

    Not sure where you're coming from, but this is actually what I wrote about Biles

    "Biles is done. US Women's Gymnastics needs a replacement." - probably
  4. Aug 15

    The Cubs fired the DJ who played a song referencing domestic violence when Aroldis Chapman came in. Yet they kept Chapman

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  5. Aug 15

    Is there event where analysis-to-actual-competition ratio is more out of whack than the 100? Can't we just say "Bolt fast" and be done?

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  6. Aug 14

    My opinion anyway.

    k.
  7. Aug 14

    Wrong

    She placed as the third best gymnast in the world, idiot.
  8. Aug 14

    Hernandez 5-1

    Hernandez is great. If you had 6 meets, Gabby + she might come out on top 3x apiece. You should know this if you follow WAG.
  9. Aug 14

    I'm saying the rules are unfair. Gabby got 1 of the 3 all around spots. Do you think she is 1 of the 3 best in US?

    Idk why you’re acting like trials is all that matters. If you’ve covered 100 meets, you should know that’s not how it works.
  10. Aug 14

    Is that a joke? I've covered a few Olympics gymnastics. The other 95+ I paid to get into. It wasn't to take a nap

    Like did you watch them?
  11. Aug 14

    She was ripped off because she is one of the 3 best Americans but wasn't given one of the 3 spots

    You're not answering my question. How do you assume Laurie was ripped off? The only way is if you think she would've qualified
  12. Aug 14

    That's what I'm saying is unfair.

    You do realize that gymnastics trials aren't like that? Only the winner is guaranteed a spot. The rest are chosen via committee.
  13. Aug 14

    I'm not an expert, but I've been to at least 100 gymnastics meets in my life.

    Laurie’s bars looked terrible in podium training, which I’m sure you know since you’re such an expert.
  14. Aug 14

    Skinner beat her in Trials. The US would have won gold with Biles, Raisman, Hernandez and pretty much anyone else

    event final. She nailed all her routines in qualifying and in the team final. What more would Skinner have done?
  15. Aug 14

    Skinner shouldn't have been Olympic all around. Do you think the best 3 Americans aren't Biles, Raisman, Hernandez?

    In Olympics AA qualifying, Gabby scored a point better than Skinner’s trials score. Skinner has never broken 60.
  16. Aug 14

    Bingo

    So what you're saying is USA Gymnastics is like the BCS? I'll buy that.
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  17. Aug 14

    The 5 best women are all USA. Gabby was 7th in trials. She's not the same. Shouldn't have been on the team

    Hell of a leap from "she has dropped off" to "she didn't deserve to be on this team," though, come on.
  18. Aug 14

    Hernandez is better now than Douglas. Gabby shouldn't have been given 3rd all around spot. Hernandez was ripped off

    So you're saying... Hernandez would have qualified for all-around finals? I'm really not getting your logic here.
  19. Aug 14

    Gabby hate? First thing I said was how great and meaningful her 2012 was. She has dropped off.

    the gabby hate is so weird... The team is so deep... How are people finding things to complain about?
  20. Aug 14

    Skinner finished ahead of Gabby at trials

    Skinner is consistently points worse than Gabby in the AA, and her vault scores at trials wouldn’t have earned her an EF medal.

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