Timeline for Hogwarts: So why aren't the kids "doing it"?
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| Jul 20, 2020 at 14:25 | comment | added | TheMadHatter | How do we know for sure that the 2 pairs of feet belong to different genders ? | |
| May 30, 2019 at 23:57 | comment | added | TimothyAWiseman | I take it Rowling does not approve of the "Apprentice Adept" Series were the fornication of unicorns becomes a plot point more than once? | |
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| May 30, 2017 at 7:22 | comment | added | can-ned_food | If you've ever heard the Riff Trax for the HP series, it is difficult to see it — the movie version, at least — as much more than a concatenated series of double entendre jokes. They are especially fond of all the references to “wands” and the “whipping out” or “pulling out” of them. | |
| Mar 24, 2017 at 0:58 | comment | added | Kevin | @Deepak Someone ought to tell Diane Duane that, too. | |
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| Jan 2, 2017 at 8:54 | comment | added | Valorum | @maguirenumber6 - Well, they are always ...horny! Ba-doom tish. | |
| Jan 2, 2017 at 6:35 | comment | added | maguirenumber6 | Man, unicorns are such prudes. | |
| Dec 13, 2016 at 18:07 | comment | added | Oskuro | @Valorum Hey, I'm the type of person that got the masturbation joke at the start of the movie right away, it just makes sense that from an overhead perspective to be nothing more than a makeout session :P In any case, I also remember that during the Yule Ball, Snape went around zapping couples out of bushes, which I took as JKR implying that such things were going on, even if not clearly stated. | |
| Dec 13, 2016 at 17:59 | comment | added | Valorum | @Oskuro - You're more than welcome to keep telling yourself that. | |
| Dec 13, 2016 at 17:54 | comment | added | Oskuro | People who bring that easter egg from the movie's credits: The Marauder's Map renders things from above, so those two are just making out. | |
| Nov 14, 2016 at 13:25 | comment | added | MissMonicaE | Well, it is tacky. | |
| Mar 29, 2016 at 10:57 | comment | added | Deepak | "The thing about fantasy—there are certain things you just don’t do in fantasy. You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s an ironclad rule. It’s tacky." - George R R Martin apparently didn't receive Ms Rowling's memo. | |
| Mar 9, 2016 at 9:57 | comment | added | burcu | What about the other one that is running away from there? lol. | |
| Mar 1, 2016 at 15:18 | comment | added | benblumsmith | @JanusBahsJacquet - yes, and, when his guardian comes in he flush-facedly pretends to be asleep. And, not trying to get overly graphic here but notice the way his casting of the spell builds in intensity toward a climax. (P.s. I totally did not catch this the first time I saw it. My sister pointed it out to me.) | |
| Feb 29, 2016 at 8:46 | comment | added | Valorum | @janusbahsjacquet - I never really thought of it that way. He's under the covers playing with his wand | |
| Feb 29, 2016 at 7:25 | comment | added | Janus Bahs Jacquet | @benblumsmith Lumos Maxima is a masturbation joke?! | |
| Dec 8, 2015 at 5:15 | comment | added | benblumsmith | @joshbirk - Considering that Prisoner of Azkaban actually opens with a masturbation joke (youtube.com/watch?v=9PEIzXskHZg), I think the hypothetical bored animator probably had the blessing of at least the director. | |
| Oct 2, 2015 at 5:24 | comment | added | Reaces | @jeff The unicorn scene. Maybe a bit of a long link but I found the New Yorker quote absolutely hilarious because of it :) | |
| Oct 1, 2015 at 20:50 | comment | added | Jeff | @Reaces: How so? | |
| Sep 23, 2015 at 9:25 | comment | added | Reaces | This answer is made even better with the witcher 3 having come out. | |
| Sep 7, 2015 at 14:46 | comment | added | Thomas Jacobs | Plus, you don't have sex near unicorns because their love for virgins includes a hatred of carnal activities and will send them into a frothing berserk rage when you have sex near them. | |
| Sep 10, 2014 at 18:46 | history | edited | Valorum | CC BY-SA 3.0 |
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| Jul 11, 2014 at 3:24 | vote | accept | WhatRoughBeast | ||
| Jul 10, 2014 at 12:34 | comment | added | einpoklum | It's just a jump to the left; and a step to the right. | |
| Jul 10, 2014 at 2:23 | comment | added | joshbirk | Seriously though, it's hard to upvote (imo) since it is almost certainly an easter egg joke from a bored animator and not exactly canon. It doesn't even occur during the movie proper, but in the credits. | |
| Jul 9, 2014 at 21:44 | comment | added | Saturn | The legs even make a twitch. | |
| Jul 9, 2014 at 19:22 | comment | added | Valorum | @BrianS - Or helping another student onto their broomstick. | |
| Jul 9, 2014 at 19:10 | comment | added | Brian S | Obviously, that's one student climbing on the shoulders of another to reach the cookie jar on the high shelf. | |
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| Jul 9, 2014 at 18:35 | history | edited | Shevliaskovic | CC BY-SA 3.0 |
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| Jul 9, 2014 at 18:31 | history | answered | Valorum | CC BY-SA 3.0 |