The two word phrase hidden quite cleverly in this long passage is
puzzle fiendPUZZLE FIEND.
Which I reckon I am! :-D
This word was hidden in this puzzle in the following way:
In each stanza of four lines, all the letters of the alphabet are present, except one. In the first, 'p' was
P
is missing. In the second, 'u' wasU
is missing. And continuingContinuing to determine each missing alphabetletter gave me the string 'puzzlefiend'PUZZLEFIEND
. And itIt was easy to figure out the phrase 'puzzle fiend'PUZZLE FIEND
from that.
The lines that gave it away were
In the third stanza
:
So look at each word carefully; just read them one-by-one.
My friend, if every word's perused, your work is almost done!
And in the seventh stanza
:
Every word's important in this lengthy, rambling prose.
Altering just one could lose the message that's enclosed;
An additional hint that I missed. Thanks Sabre for finding the clue that was craftily embedded into the puzzle
The "capital infraction" phrase in the puzzle was a big giveaway. All the capitalized alphabetsletters in the puzzle spell out "HINT WHAT IS MISSING FROM EACH STANZA"
HINT WHAT IS MISSING FROM EACH STANZA
.