It makes me really sad to see how you are treated. And it doesn't help to realize that "fixing the Monica situation" is of such low (zero?!) priority to Stack Exchange Inc.!
Maybe the point now is really to update profiles: so that every new user who comes in gets a chance to see something will turn him/her/* curious.
People were able to cover "large parts" of facebook with French colors for example, some time back.
Seriously: we can talk here on MSE and MSO and Mwhatever all day long. The majority of the users ... aren't here.
So let's get the message out to them. Be creative!