This is a puzzle rather than a theorem, but I think it fits in this wonderful list:
Conway’s Wizards, as discussed here by Tanya Khovanova.
Last night I sat behind two wizards on a bus, and overheard the following:
A: “I have a positive integral number of children, whose ages are positive integers, the sum of which is the number of this bus, while the product is my own age.”
B: “How interesting! Perhaps if you told me your age and the number of your children, I could work out their individual ages?”
A: “No.”
B: “Aha! AT LAST I know how old you are!”
Now what was the number of the bus?