Stephen Colbert has a very blunt response to Apple Intelligence

The 'Late Show' host has some reservations.
By Sam Haysom  on 
A man in a suit on a talk show stage points at the camera. The caption at the bottom reads, "No! No you won't, Apple Watch!"
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Stephen Colbert has been reading about Apple Intelligence, and he has some reservations — mainly about the invasiveness of certain new features.

"Among other things, after the next update your Apple Watch will monitor your vitals to guess whether or not you've been drinking alcohol before going to bed," says Colbert in the Late Show clip above.

"No! No you won't Apple Watch! You already bother me enough with your 'Time to stand, and get some steps, and meditate.' Why do you think I drink? It's because of you! Hey Siri, I drink because of you!"

You can read more about everything Apple announced at WWDC here.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.


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