What if we told you that your Jon Snow sexy cosplay didn't have to end?
We all have that one show or movie franchise that we like so much, we want every merch item available. You know, your classic shirts, mugs, doormats, lamps, sex toys...
If geeky fantasies are totally your thing, then the themed vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and more at Geeky Sex Toys are about to blow your mind — and this sale couldn't come at a better time.
Marvel, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, and Pokemon-themed toys are all up for grabs. Just use the code MASHABLE5 and you can take 5% off your purchase, plus get free delivery on orders over $100.
Here are a few of our favorites:
Blue LED Laser Sword Dildo — $149
It's about to be hotter than Mustafar up in here. These 6-inch lightsaber-themed dildos actually light up with LED lights and have a pretty realistic handle, complete with fake buttons. You probably won't be able to use the Force to summon it without getting out of bed, so just keep it in your night stand.
Choose from a blue one like Luke, a green one like Yoga, or if you're still mourning hot Hayden Christensen from Episodes II and III, grab the red Vader one. Use code MASHABLE5 to take 5% off of $149, and shop the other galactic toys here.
Captain Anal Butt Plug
Strength. Endurance. Agility. These are all powers that Captain America possesses, and they're all things you're going to need when you experience this Marvel-themed butt plug. The 3.5-inch tapered tip and soft silicone make it great for anal beginners, but lube is always a good idea.
Use code MASHABLE5 to take 5% off of $60 and shop the rest of "The Indulgers" line here.
Game of Moans Longclaw Dildo Sword
The eighth season may not be much to get horned up about, but this dildo version of Jon Snow's sword is. It doesn't vibrate, but the long shaft will have no trouble hitting the right spots, and the sword's hilt (with an impressively detailed wolf head) makes it easy to control direction and penetration intensity. Winter is definitely coming.
It's regularly $150, but currently on sale for $110 — use code MASHABLE5 to get an extra 5% off the sale price.
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