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edited Jun 11, 2014 at 12:30

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from random import randrange
from time import sleep

nouns = ["bridge", "interface", "artifact", "spline"]
verbs = ["building", "articulating", "reticulating", "compiling", "analyzing"]
adjectives = ["mix", "abstract", "essential"]

while True:
    one = randrange(0,5)
    two = randrange(0,4)
    print "%s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two]),
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".\n",
    loop = randrange(0,50)
    one = randrange(0,5)
    for i in range(loop):
        two = randrange(0,4)
        three = randrange(0,3)
        print "%s %s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two], adjectives[three]),
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".\n",

from random import randrange
from time import sleep

nouns = ["bridge", "interface", "artifact", "spline"]
verbs = ["building", "articulating", "reticulating", "compiling", "analyzing"]
adjectives = ["mix", "abstract", "essential"]

while True:
    one = randrange(0,5)
    two = randrange(0,4)
    print "%s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two]),
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".\n",
    loop = randrange(0,50)
    one = randrange(0,5)
    for i in range(loop):
        two = randrange(0,4)
        three = randrange(0,3)
        print "%s %s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two], adjectives[three]),
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".\n",

from random import randrange
from time import sleep

nouns = ["bridge", "interface", "artifact", "spline"]
verbs = ["building", "articulating", "reticulating", "compiling", "analyzing"]
adjectives = ["mix", "abstract", "essential"]

while True:
    one = randrange(0,5)
    two = randrange(0,4)
    print "%s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two]),
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".\n",
    loop = randrange(0,50)
    one = randrange(0,5)
    for i in range(loop):
        two = randrange(0,4)
        three = randrange(0,3)
        print "%s %s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two], adjectives[three]),
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".\n",

from random import randrange
from time import sleep

nouns = ["bridge", "interface", "artifact", "spline"]
verbs = ["building", "articulating", "reticulating", "compiling", "analyzing"]
adjectives = ["mix", "abstract", "essential"]

while True:
    one = randrange(0,5)
    two = randrange(0,4)
    print "%s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two]),
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".\n",
    loop = randrange(0,50)
    one = randrange(0,5)
    for i in range(loop):
        two = randrange(0,4)
        three = randrange(0,3)
        print "%s %s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two], adjectives[three]),
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".\n",

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created Jun 11, 2014 at 11:29

Luke

I wrote a stupid python script to do this once. Called "ProgramAboutNothing"... I'm not sure it's that convincing but it only took me about 10 minutes. It just outputs random sentences describing what it is supposedly doing... I could probably have chosen better words for it that might look more convincing but I never actually used it properly. I guess if someone wants to use it they can edit it and add their own words in the lists... Fans of Sim City might notice something familiar, though. :P

from random import randrange
from time import sleep

nouns = ["bridge", "interface", "artifact", "spline"]
verbs = ["building", "articulating", "reticulating", "compiling", "analyzing"]
adjectives = ["mix", "abstract", "essential"]

while True:
    one = randrange(0,5)
    two = randrange(0,4)
    print "%s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two]),
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".",
    sleep(randrange(0,500)/100)
    print ".\n",
    loop = randrange(0,50)
    one = randrange(0,5)
    for i in range(loop):
        two = randrange(0,4)
        three = randrange(0,3)
        print "%s %s %s" % (verbs[one], nouns[two], adjectives[three]),
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".",
        sleep(randrange(0,250)/100)
        print ".\n",