Please don't test this in a place where someone actually read the lines on the screen, as the naming conventions aren't as refined as they should be. I'll fix that later today.

This opens a console window that loops through various fake objects and assorted things, incrementing in passes and progress for each pass. It waits for a small random time each increment, to simulate actual computation delays.

Once again, this is not finished yet. Read the notice above, as I do not wish to be too-easily disqualified.

class Does_Nothing_Useful
    var _rng as Random = Random()
    var _hash
    var _pass
    var _names as String[] = @['Vector', 'Object', 'File', 'Index', 'Report', 'Library', 'Entry', 'Log', 'Resource']
    def main
        while true
            .refresh
            name as String = _names[_rng.next(_names.length)] + ' ' + _hash.toString
            for i in _pass
                progress as decimal = 0
                while progress < 100000
                    progress += _rng.next(1000)
                    print name + '; pass', i, ' : ', progress/1000
                    wait as int = 0
                    for n in _rng.next(50), wait += _rng.next(1,100)
                    System.Threading.Thread.sleep(wait)
                print name + '; pass', i, '--FINISHED--'
                print ''
                System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(1000,17500))
            print name, '--EVAL COMPLETE--'
            print ''
            System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(12500,30000))
    def refresh
        _hash = _rng.next.getHashCode
        _pass = _rng.next(256)
        print '--LOADING NEXT TARGET--'
        print ''
        System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(12500,30000))

This opens a console window that loops through various fake objects and assorted things, incrementing in passes and progress for each pass. It waits for a small random time each increment, to simulate actual computation delays.

class Does_Nothing_Useful
    var _rng as Random = Random()
    var _hash
    var _pass
    var _names as String[] = @['Vector', 'Object', 'File', 'Index', 'Report', 'Library', 'Entry', 'Log', 'Resource', 'Directory']
    def main
        while true
            .refresh
            name as String = _names[_rng.next(_names.length)] + ' ' + _hash.toString
            for i in _pass
                progress as decimal = 0
                while progress < 100000
                    progress += _rng.next(1000)
                    print name + '; pass', i, ' : ', progress/1000
                    wait as int = 0
                    for n in _rng.next(50), wait += _rng.next(1,100)
                    System.Threading.Thread.sleep(wait)
                print name + '; pass', i, '--FINISHED--'
                print ''
                System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(1000,17500))
            print name, '--EVAL COMPLETE--'
            print ''
            System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(12500,30000))
    def refresh
        _hash = _rng.next.getHashCode
        _pass = _rng.next(256)
        print '--LOADING NEXT TARGET--'
        print ''
        System.Threading.Thread.sleep(_rng.next(12500,30000))