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"Big Boy" Press Conference Thread
Update: So I guess they're having trouble titrating the right level of amphetamines for Biden, huh?
This is not helping him. We might expect Motley Crue to take the stage an hour late. We expect presidents to be reasonably on-time, especially when they're trying to prove they can handle the job during "sundowning" hours.
I think he's not going to come on. I think they're making up a lie to explain how an "emergency" requires his full attention.
Update: A few minutes ago, Peter Doocy said that it would take Biden another 20-30 minutes to come to the briefing room if he left then. Which he hasn't.
He also said that this "Big Boy" press conference will feature only four questions. Though the Big Boy allowed he might answer 2-3 more beyond the four.
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Have you ever seen an 81-year-old man on dangerous levels of amphetamines and pharmaceutical-grade cocaine?
Well, strap in, Big Boys and Big Girls. I want you all to put on your Big Boy Pants or Big Girl Skirts and be very serious. No nonsense, shenanigans, tomfoolery, or grabassery -- this is a Big Boy Press Conference, and I expect you to be on Best Big Boy Behavior.
This YouTube channels says they'll be covering the "press conference" live.
I believe it will also be on Foxnews.com. Update: Nope -- they make you sign in with your cable provider. If you're a cord-cutter, Fox won't share the press conference with you.
If you have Pluto, however, it's on ABC News, which is on their News + Opinion menu. Also Jesse Kelly says he'll run it on his show, which I think is on "The First." Update: Nope, his show isn't on The First. At least not now. Dana's show is on.
A moderate House Democrat said President Biden's White House tenure must "come to an end" on Thursday, the most significant voicing of opposition to his leadership from a member of his own party so far.Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, D-Wash., previously said she believed Biden would lose to Trump, but now she is the 15th congressional Democrat to call on the president to end his re-election bid.
"I've spent the past two weeks listening to my constituents express their concerns about the President's age and health," she said in a statement to local outlet KGW, an NBC affiliate.
"Americans deserve to feel their president is fit enough to do the job. The crisis of confidence in the President's leadership needs to come to an end. The President should do what he knows is right for the country and put the national interest first."
Gluesenkamp Perez is one of the most vulnerable Democrats of this election cycle and has frequently broken from her own party on votes.
Biden, meanwhile, is fighting for his political life in the wake of his disastrous debate performance against former President Trump late last month.
Biden spoke with a hoarse voice, which he attributed to a cold, and stumbled over his answers several times during the primetime event. Viewers also observed him appearing tired and noticeably less sharp than he looked the last time he faced Trump in 2020.
It spurred concerns among members of his party that he would lose to Trump in November and may not be fit to serve another four years.
Gluesenkamp Perez told KATU after the debate, "About 50 million Americans tuned in and watched that debate. I was one of them for about five very painful minutes. We all saw what we saw, you can't undo that, and the truth, I think, is that Biden is going to lose to Trump."
As many have pointed out, Democrats are all saying the same thing: Biden can't run in November, because the left will lose political power.
Not a single one of them points out that he's a current danger to America, right now. If he can't run in November, he can't have his finger on the nuclear button now.
But they don't care about the country, only their own demonic need to control other people.
This just happened an hour ago:
Biden calls Zelenskyy 'President Putin' on world stage ahead of high-stakes press conference
BIDEN: "Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin" 😳 pic.twitter.com/pId2QZ3Ao0
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 11, 2024
Biden did realize his error and try to play it off. Smooth Move, Ex-Lax.
Why would they schedule POTATUS for two events in one day? On a day when he has to attempt to save his presidency with a "Big Boy" press conference?
The WH is deliberately sabotaging him, right?
At the end of this clip, Megyn Kelly talks about the "Big Boy" press conference.
But I have it cued up to before that, when she's talking about Latrina John-Pissoir's never ending yellow stream of lies.
No "Joe Biden is a lying liar who lies" chyron, Fake Jake?
President Biden has more stamina than George Clooney, a Biden campaign official suggested, per @kaylatausche. pic.twitter.com/dJ1T3KsI8U
— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) July 10, 2024
This clip aged worse than milk in a sauna pic.twitter.com/5bVHxKjGQe
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 11, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:19 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:20 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:20 PM (V13WU)
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Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:21 PM (V13WU)
It's been today all day man. I can't believe it myself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)
Biden just nominated Judge Noel Wise for a position in the US District Court for the Northern District of California.
Wise wrote in a TIME piece that men should be able to go into women’s bathrooms and argues that biological s*x is not simple but “deceptively complex.”
Another judge who isn't a "biologist" so she doesn't know basic facts 🤡. Someone who doesn't know the difference between men and women should not be appointed to a federal court position.
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 12h
Sen Kennedy referenced this Time article today in Judge Noel Wise’s hearing.
Noel Wise doesn’t believe that people are either male or female. She says that “s*x has countless natural permutations.”
Biden wants to give her a lifetime judge position.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (Q4IgG)
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she is slightly less brilliant than obama, but just by a bit
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: MORE TRANS VIOLENCE
16-year-old Julia Egler allegedly kiIIed her mom and her mom’s boyfriend. Julia reportedly confessed to police that she kiIIed them over disagreements because her mother wasn’t accepting of her transition.
She reportedly waited for them to come home then said “Welcome Home” before fatally sh**ting them.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:23 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:23 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (BAEGB)
what will it be tomorrow ???
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 06:23 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:23 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Well, His handlers do
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (IyPmt)
Honduran national who’s in our country illegally was just charged with manslaughter after he was driving while drunk and crashed, sending a 6-year-old girl into the air before she landed under his car.
She later died at the hospital.
[Baldwin County]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Latrine John-Pissoir at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (BAEGB)
Noel Wise doesn’t believe that people are either male or female. She says that “s*x has countless natural permutations.”
Biden wants to give her a lifetime judge position.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
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She could be a Federal judge, but never an AKC judge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (KKnQx)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)
Aw shoot. Really? *Looks at half empty glass of bourbon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (hZc6Q)
Tomorrow will be a day all day, and one day we will call it yesterday.
Posted by: Kamala at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F)
But only half as much as tomorrow
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (Xi1yP)
Wise wrote in a TIME piece that men should be able to go into women’s bathrooms and argues that biological s*x is not simple but “deceptively complex.”
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everyone is axing who is running the country...now you know...
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)
Bryan Kim is a man who thinks he’s a woman. He was sentenced to life in prison after he m*rder*d his parents. He was housed in a women’s prison.
He was caught having s*x with another inmate and is now fuming that he was put back in a men’s prison.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: javems at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM (8I4hW)
Not a single one of them points out that he's a current danger to America, right now. If he can't run in November, he can't have his finger on the nuclear button now.
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AND THERE IS YOUR PROOF OF A UNI-PARTY...because I don't see the REPUBLICAN politicians coming out in mass and force and demanding his immediate resignation either. Biden should be gone immediately...but all that matters is the status quo to Democrats and Republicans alike. Wash DC has no soul.
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM (lX8VI)
Noel Wise doesn’t believe that people are either male or female. She says that “s*x has countless natural permutations.”
Biden wants to give her a lifetime judge position.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Might be useful in a tough divorce to go to NorCal now...both sides can claim to be the mother and get child support for paternal abandonment.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (E1q1Z)
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Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
* grabs a marshmallow *
* toasts it over this burn *
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (V13WU)
"The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. When you think about it, there is a great significance, passage of time."
This is the best they've got? Bring it on. pic.twitter.com/syHzrMazHI
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 3, 2024
How long can Kamala's Handlers stall on her doing her first POTUS press conference? Until after the election? I expect her Handlers will shield her from the press more than Biden has been shielded.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Allen at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (MygSU)
big boy pooopypants is gonna answer ALL the questions the goodest he can…yay!
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
That’s like calling FDR Hitler.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (V/pbu)
well, technically they were both majoritarian politicians who ruled through diktats and only gave lip service to any sort of popular opinions, and then only if they were what they wanted to do.
On the other hand, only one of them looked good in lederhosen.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (sZIeh)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (V13WU)
Utah Gov. Cox (“R” who put his pronouns in his bio says he wants his party to win but won’t be voting for Trump.
Utah's a weird place. It was a sparsely populated state for a long time. In the last 30 years or so, a significant number of leftists escaping leftist holes have moved there. Additionally, a lot of the old guard Mormons there desperately want to be accepted by the rest of the world. ProgMos are quickly taking over.
Cox is a squishy ProgMo who has made his past of being bullied a big part of his identity and his policies. He reflexively identifies with people who sell themselves as victims, which makes him easily rolled by Marxian ideology which uses this pathology to gain leverage over the normal majority.
Also, many Utah Mormons are deeply weird. I tend to believe this is part of their history and historical isolation from a lot of the world.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (E1q1Z)
Like, "Sunseeker Cruise Lines Annual Limbo Contest winner" high.
And we're here giving him mulligans, do-overs, take-home make-up tests and grading on a curve.
Just so the media can point with relief to the smallest sliver of success.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (fL5am)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:27 PM (E1q1Z)
Vincent Price?
Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2024 06:29 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)
That’s like calling FDR Hitler.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 06:24 PM (V/pbu)
Now if you called Z Hitler he and his backers would appreciate it. He even fights wars like H did on the way down. No retreats, lots of Stalingrads, fight to the death for every town.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:29 PM (eoQWY)
How long until biden does his creepy whisper? I give it the first question.
btw, the reason this fake presser has been delayed all day is because they're making sure they have all the Scripted questions and Who to call on and Who NOT to call on.
Yes, the Hoax-Cover-up continues.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (dm56X)
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Fuck that. I'm on my 4th (maybe 5th) gin and tonic.
"High alcohol tolerance"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)
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Joel Fischer @realJoelFischer Jul 10
Joe Biden was raised in the Puerto Rican, Greek, Irish, Catholic, Jewish, Italian, Polish, Palestinian, Persian, and Black communities of Delaware. Incredible!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM
Why the fvck would you want republicans to say anything about biden at this point in time? The democrat party is literally destroying itself before our very eyes. Why would you want anyone to interfere in their self destruction?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)
Honduran national who’s in our country illegally was just charged with manslaughter after he was driving while drunk and crashed, sending a 6-year-old girl into the air before she landed under his car.
She later died at the hospital.
[Baldwin County]
This story is even worse. The mother of the child had a fight with the driver, jumped out of the car with hr dog, leaving the child in the car who was not in a car seat.
The mother should be charged too.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Odg76)
Historical Isolation? They used to live in Illinois!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (/7KEl)
These people haven't ever met normies, have they?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Odg76)
Deeply weird- a great phrase.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (YDB6U)
Bedtime comes early.
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (jvJvP)
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she is slightly less brilliant than obama, but just by a bit
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:22 PM (V13WU)
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True, but Obama had mastered a style of speaking that made the chattering classes come without touching themselves. Kamaltoe hasn't got that.
What she sounds like should be familiar to all of us. Remember when you hadn't done your homework, and the teacher calls on you, so you try to fake it. That's Kamala trying to sound smart.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (V13WU)
.......
Space is exciting. And big! Space is the place.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:31 PM (/7KEl)
Probably ran out of embalming fluid, had to send somebody out for more.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (14URa)
There are only about 100 people in Delaware so that could be true.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (L+5ng)
Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (dg2su)
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well their religion is based on some gold plates a guy supposedly dug up
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (gKWVE)
If I were dictator of the world, the first place I'd nuke would be Utah. Then I'd nuke southern California.
Then I'd nuke D.C.
Then I'd nuke china.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Don Black
Admiral Levine: The drugs aren't taking effect yet!
Cap'n, I'm giving him all I've got!
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)
I know, right? I expected Lindsay Graham to pipe up about it a week ago. the Bat signal must have gotten a short.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black
....
ooh ooh take the money and run
go on take the money and run
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
$50 bucks says Biden fakes a stroke and passes out on live TV. We have President Kamala by morning.
All directed by Aaron Sorkin & Produced by Barack Obama
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:33 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Speaker Emerita Spouse at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (V5BDR)
Let Joke self implode tonight ot cancel the press conference
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM
I thought Ace was the place? Ace hardware or Ace shelving Inc.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Airplane! at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (Ag3aL)
Honduran national who’s in our country illegally was just charged with manslaughter after he was driving while drunk and crashed, sending a 6-year-old girl into the air before she landed under his car.
She later died at the hospital.
[Baldwin County]
This story is even worse. The mother of the child had a fight with the driver, jumped out of the car with hr dog, leaving the child in the car who was not in a car seat.
The mother should be charged too.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024
This happened not too far from where I live. The Honduran is probably not having a fantastic time in jail right now.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:34 PM (E1q1Z)
Of course the dipshits creamed their jeans over it. That's what they all aspire to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (dg2su)
He doesn't care as long as the graft keeps flowing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)
_____________________________
This isn't a game of Stratego. It's a guy with limited and warped faculties sitting next to the button that could end the planet. It's a guy with the power to destroy just about every facet of society (economic, cultural, moralistic etc). Biden isn't fit to drive a freakin car....much less run the Oval Office. Believe it or not there are some things more important that political influence.
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (dIske)
I will bet my left nut biden tells us, again, he's going to cure cancer. His "moonshot" to cancer.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (/7KEl)
> That’s like calling FDR Hitler.
I dunno, I think it's more like calling Hitler Stalin. A lateral move.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (oKx49)
Well, I never! Morons have never, in my experience or observation, engaged in such antics. Never!
That said, it appears there is some possibility of Disappointing Ace. We do NOT want to Disappoint Ace. So let's be extra special good, m'kay?
#MakeAceProud!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (2ZFHC)
In a town they built from an undeveloped swamp after Gov Lilburn Boggs created the Extermination Proclamation and ejected them from Missouri under threat of death.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (Oy/m2)
Thing is nobody likes Biden, nobody ever did like Biden.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: JRO at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (rZSdx)
It's a bloody mess
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)
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well their religion is based on some gold plates a guy supposedly dug up
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
Under the Banner of Heaven is a good book. Tells the story of Mormonism from the beginning up to Warren Jeffs. Pretty good read
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (efuu+)
I have a feeling this will be way more of a SOTU speech and very little of taking questions.
In fact, I predict biden will take less than 8 questions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (dm56X)
I have no idea if this is because the deep state dislikes Harris or Jill has blackmail material on too many folks for them to withdraw Joe's existence sustaining drugs.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (wTs+0)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (L+5ng)
Tragic. Very Tragic.
Anyway...
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (SYTee)
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There's got to be a little Martian in there somewhere.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (L/fGl)
If you stay away from the people who live there.
Posted by: garrett
Also see - California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington . . .
Posted by: just skip the cities bro at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (gKWVE)
This is hilarious. Trying to get Biden to quit but can't destroy him unless he is the candidate.,
Fantastic!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (jvJvP)
Leopard-print onesies are right out, I suppose?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Biden quotes from the confernce at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Don Black
Getting the red ambient lighting set up to conceal blood trickling out of his ear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 06:37 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:26 PM
Why the fvck would you want republicans to say anything about biden at this point in time? The democrat party is literally destroying itself before our very eyes. Why would you want anyone to interfere in their self destruction?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)
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Maybe it'd be patriotic to get Dr Demented out of the Oval Office. Maybe?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (g4EQa)
Leopard-print onesies are right out, I suppose?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024
Perfessor said allowable, I got mine in a pink leopard print. Can’t wait.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (pZEOD)
1. No, they believe Jesus visited "the Americas," which means somewhere in N or S America.
2. Jesus visited a lot of people after His death, why not people in the Americas?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (dIske)
They can initiate an impeachment or initiate a coup. Anything else is just issuing non-binding resolutions
what do you think they should be doing? Pressers? Letters to the editor? Podcasts?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM (/7KEl)
its an old conceit for countries to hope Jesus turned up in their country in the two years or so we don't know where he was.
There's an old English hymn "And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's Verdant shores"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Biden quotes from the confernce at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (nLFEI)
Heh. *golf clap*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (mH6SG)
Joe Biden was raised in the Puerto Rican, Greek, Irish, Catholic, Jewish, Italian, Polish, Palestinian, Persian, and Black communities of Delaware. Incredible!
He got it one race at a time and it didn't cost him a dime.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (63Dwl)
He doesn't care as long as the graft keeps flowing.
Posted by: Grumpy
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Yep -- and the numbers on the checks have three commas.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (NY/UO)
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Hey, hey, hey! Not southern California (except for LA). Nuke northern California, the epicenter of leftism in the state.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
There's a lot of "Brokering" going on for this fake presser. Lots of deals, lots of promises, lots of bargaining.
Questions in advance, (answers written in advance), Who gets called on, and the guarantee no one shouts questions at joe.
They all must be "polite" and "respectful," in other words: no disallowed questions lobbed at joe. No humiliating joe. No "gothca" questions for joe.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 06:35 PM
Yep I agree with you 100%, biden has no business being in charge of the country. But even if every single sitting republican politician speaks up demanding biden resign, absolutely nothing will happen. Heck he and the left will dig in their heels even deeper if that were to happen because evil republicans. For better or worse this is a matter that the democrats (and their donors) have to decide for themselves and republicans are powerless to make anything happen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
Under the Banner of Heaven is a good book. Tells the story of Mormonism from the beginning up to Warren Jeffs. Pretty good read
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:36 PM (NtVYv)
Didn't he supposedly read them by looking deeply into a top hat?
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (YDB6U)
I watched that Brigham Young movie with Tyrone Power. I always like him in movies, but I was rooting for the locusts.
Posted by: Bug Crazy at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Biden quotes from the confernce at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (LJlnI)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (efuu+)
Yea, Trump is the problem here.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (bzJoC)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)
1. No, they believe Jesus visited "the Americas," which means somewhere in N or S America.
2. Jesus visited a lot of people after His death, why not people in the Americas?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Odg76)
well I'd assume they mean in the body. It's no feat to claim he was there when a person of an omnipresent, omnipotent god.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
I'd make a lousy Mormon, can't get the backstory right
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (E1q1Z)
Breaking: News Networks have set a 30 minute time delay for the live feed of the NATO press conference.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Eeyore
I think that's almost a guarantee by January 2025.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (c4NPH)
The only state I know that did geofencing that forced texts to your phone to check in; where you're going, what for, where you've been, and all your personal info.
Burning him alive would be a pleasure to watch.
Or expell UT from the union.
Either way.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (fL5am)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (cOq4q)
Cute little girl named Mellisa wouldn't be my girlfriend because I wasn't mormon. I jumped on the bus with her and said I was a Mormon now.
6 hours later the ladies at the temple were all "who the fuck is this kid?"
First and only ride in a police car.
Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (YDB6U)
Yeah, something like he translated them by looking at a seer stone in his hat.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (NtVYv)
Biden faces big press conference, flubs 'Putin' for 'Zelenskyy' in praising Ukraine leader.
[Probably AP/CP copy.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (Jh5b+)
Joe Biden: "I am Groot'.
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (OgWfa)
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)
Just say it isn't yours.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (+oR7L)
WHAT??? Srsly?
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (14URa)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (+Xb5w)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
The "rumor" is Kamala and Whitmore.. It will be hysteric, I mean historic to have 2 women !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (KKnQx)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (YDB6U)
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)
Don't visit a graveyard, you'll have an aneurysm.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (O7YUW)
Cute little girl named Mellisa wouldn't be my girlfriend because I wasn't mormon. I jumped on the bus with her and said I was a Mormon now.
6 hours later the ladies at the temple were all "who the fuck is this kid?"
First and only ride in a police car.
Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (xcIvR)
Good Story !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (NtVYv)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.....
I now believe that the failing hair plugs are because of the two steel plates in his skull.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Easiest phrase for an Obaka impression, " Rubber baby, buggy bumper."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Odg76)
Polycules are a Dem thing.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (TztLh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (Ud7de)
I keep women in my binders.
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (V5BDR)
Yeah right. You don't listen to things that really affect them, you're just falling in line.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM
I have found over the years that some people can't be shamed no matter what they do. I can't understand it nor can I explain it but some people have zero concept of shame no matter what they do. Lie, steal, cheat or just by being a dick, some people have no concept of shame.
It baffles me and the wife.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (Wb+1f)
Posted by: Lyndon Johnson, when he knew he'd lose at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (VGOMa)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero
Joe, open your mind....open your mind...to releasing more money to Iran. Build another pier to send supplies to Hamas terrorists.
Posted by: Twato, Kwato's evil mirror-universe twin at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM
They had to stop referring to the nuke suitcase as "The football" around Biden because everytime they did he would make the Heisman trophy pose and retell the story he scored 30 points on Knute Rockne
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (QNSds)
Biden doesn't have control of the old football. Now the person or persons that do are unknown to me and might well be worse, seeing what our foreign policy is right now what with Poland trying to create a no fly zone in an area of Ukraine where Russians don't fly anyhow.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)
Well of course the time of the chronically late is so much more important than everyone else's time. How silly of you to notice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (8mC+I)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (bzJoC)
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"Malarkey" is just Irish for "Bullshit".
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: PaleRider at
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I thought this too.
I also thought there was no way they could hide his decay for so long, but they did. Now I am surprised it all comes out now.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds
Same. Narcissistic psychopaths, be my guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Frank Barone
*editing tape furiously*
Posted by: MSM at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM
I have found over the years that some people can't be shamed no matter what they do. I can't understand it nor can I explain it but some people have zero concept of shame no matter what they do. Lie, steal, cheat or just by being a dick, some people have no concept of shame.
It baffles me and the wife.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds)
Its an odd quirk of psychology called "being a Democrat"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (et1vG)
Ooh, your friends with their fancy persuasion
Don't admit that it's part of a scheme
But I can't help but have my suspicions
'Cause I ain't quite as dumb as I seem
Oh, you said you was never intending
To break up our scene this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
And how long has this been going on?
How long has this been going on?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM
That doesn't bother me. Those people are already there.
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (t/2Uw)
1. No, they believe Jesus visited "the Americas," which means somewhere in N or S America.
2. Jesus visited a lot of people after His death, why not people in the Americas?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Odg76)
well I'd assume they mean in the body. It's no feat to claim he was there when a person of an omnipresent, omnipotent god.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:40 PM (eoQWY)
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But Mormons don't believe that is what God is like, neither the Father nor the Son (and, obviously, not the Holy Ghost.) They are not classical theists and not trinitarians.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (aLzBS)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (vtRd1)
Reading my books, are you?
Posted by: Stephen King at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: It's me donna
Perfect, two broads in the throes of menopause.
What could go wrong?
note: I'm female so I can say this.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: Don Black
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He can go where He wants to go, do what He wants to do, say what He wants to say; He's the master of the universe.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (y8njj)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds)
Bible: 2 Timothy, Chapter 3.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (O7YUW)
makes ya proud
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (/7KEl)
Oh, they would let him nuke any number of Red States.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds
Same. Narcissistic psychopaths, be my guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (Ud7de)
Narcissus didn't do anything wrong aside from not paying attention to a chick.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (eoQWY)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:41 PM (vtRd1)
I thought Biden was the parasitic twin.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds)
Its an odd quirk of psychology called "being a Democrat"
Or a sociopath, ehhh, I repeat yourself err
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv)
I wish Ace would use the brit slang phrase "take the piss" or "take a piss" or "piss take" more often.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (QlFnJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024
When Dr. Jill Biden gives the green light.
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (QNSds)
Then the Republican establishment should speak with one voice and demand that Biden resign!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (s3+qu)
Posted by: It's me donna
Perfect, two broads in the throes of menopause.
What could go wrong?
note: I'm female so I can say this.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (c4NPH)
WWIII starts when they show up at a function in the same dress.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (eoQWY)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.....
Inside that weird growth is teeth and a spinal cord, and a brain more functional than its host's.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (YDB6U)
I had them pegged for being deep yellow long ago.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM
If she were capable of embarrassment she wouldn't go around referring to herself as "Dr."
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (8mC+I)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)
7 PM EDT according to www.c-span.org
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (O7YUW)
Jesus visited me today.
He did a great job on the edging out front.
Posted by: garrett
Now he's bound for New Orleans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (rEmVK)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS
......
Cleanup is a bitch.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (bzJoC)
Like, in a normal world, we'd be asking if biden was taking a piss.
I think it means "fucking with us" in britishese.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Jan Biden at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (Y8lzz)
Cute little girl named Mellisa wouldn't be my girlfriend because I wasn't mormon. I jumped on the bus with her and said I was a Mormon now.
6 hours later the ladies at the temple were all "who the fuck is this kid?"
First and only ride in a police car.
Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (xcIvR)
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Well, it's an understandable reason.
When a friend of my brother's became a Buddhist, my father's comment was "It must get him laid."
He was right.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (s3+qu)
You have popcorn AND the machine that goes "PING!" ?
I'm jealous.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (QlFnJ)
There, McDonald's have the Royal with Cheese.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I prefer "Oh, Piss Boy."
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (LJlnI)
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: It's me donna
Perfect, two broads in the throes of menopause.
What could go wrong?
note: I'm female so I can say this.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024
This is the best plot line of a comedy movie ever.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (y8njj)
Does he have the riding sabretooth tiger?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (aLzBS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (aVudl)
There's an old English hymn "And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's Verdant shores"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (eoQWY)
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And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!
And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
- William Blake
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (KKnQx)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (fwDg9)
Biden picked the biggest dope in the primary as his VP.
We’re getting into quantum uncertainties when Kamala picks her VP
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (QlFnJ)
Posted by: It's me donna
Perfect, two broads in the throes of menopause.
What could go wrong?
note: I'm female so I can say this.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (c4NPH)
WWIII starts when they show up at a function in the same dress.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (eoQWY)
Two scolds with cringeworthy cackles are sure to make the men of this country - especially the blacks and hispanic men- turn out in droves.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (YDB6U)
greta whitmore, the mayor of Iowa
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (dm56X)
I've never understood this criticism. If you're a Christian who believes in most or all of the Bible, are you aware the Urim and Thummim are in there?
See Exod 28:30 ; Lev 8:8
Further, are you aware that the Bible talks about the High Priest Eleazar inquiring of the Urim to receive instruction about when the Israelites should go out?
http://tiny.cc/man3zz
LDS people claim Joseph Smith was given a Urim and Thummim and used them to translate. If you are a believing Christian, this is probably not standard Sunday School instruction, but it's not without precedent.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (aLzBS)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (rEmVK)
Waiting to be born again
Wanting, the saddest kind of pain
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away
Nothing is what I feel
Waiting for the drugs to make it real
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away
Waiting to be disciplined
Aching for your nails across my skin
Waiting for the day when I will crawl
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away
Posted by: Porcupine Tree at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (U8kCF)
Gov of Michigan
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (pZEOD)
The most unintentionally hilarious movie involving politics was when Hollywood wanted to kiss up to Clinton so they made a thinly veiled Clinton presidency movie....but Hillary was dead and Bill was going for a new gal.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Criticas at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (qj7zO)
greta whitmore, the mayor of Iowa, is about as nationally popular as amy klobuchar was in 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:42 PM (KKnQx)
".... four score... and as we all know a score is seven points, unless your kicker is a fucking nancy and makes you lose to god damn Toby in your fantasy semifinals... fucking Toby. I can't believe i made that little prick my speechwriter.... hey, why are all these old white guys here? And why the fuck are they all missing pieces? Toby, are you fucking with me again? Toby! TOBY--- sweet fuck i need a dick right now--- seriously, why are all these old guys staring at me? Fucking racist assholes....."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (BAEGB)
He turned out to be the worst of Wilson, Johnson, Carter.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:51 PM (E1q1Z)
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/B9IrN6SayQg
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (4HMlb)
It baffles me and the wife.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds
I wish I was like that....
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM
If she were capable of embarrassment she wouldn't go around referring to herself as "Dr."
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 06:48 PM (8mC+I)
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This. It's embarrassingly pretentious. Especially for someone with an Ed.D. Pffft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:39 PM (QNSds)
Then the Republican establishment should speak with one voice and demand that Biden resign!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM (d9fT1)
______
Exactly.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (1bNHn)
He did a great job on the edging out front.
Posted by: garrett
He did a good job on my hotrod
Posted by: Al Jorgensen at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (dm56X)
You misspelled chlamydia.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (14URa)
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I don't think "Lewy, Lewy" is bebop music.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (Ud7de)
In the race - yes.
As current president - no.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (exHjb)
- William Blake
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (KKnQx)
Cables that carry the life to the cities we build
Threads that link diamonds of light to the satanic mills
Posted by: Yes at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)
@redsteeze
There are teleprompters set up for a live press conference.
3:47 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (9aVck)
Biden picked the biggest dope in the primary as his VP.
We’re getting into quantum uncertainties when Kamala picks her VP
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (QlFnJ)
She would pick herself. Its the only one she can trust.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (L/fGl)
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!
And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
- William Blake
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM (KKnQx)
Wait wait--so, Eric Idle didn't write that?!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (QlFnJ)
Posted by: mpfs
I like. But what does it mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer
History of the World, Part One.
French Revolution.
Harvey Korman needs to wee so he yells "Oh, Piss Boy" to
bring the bucket to him to relieve himself. Hilarious.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Piper
You be you, but personally I recognize that pink leopards are so rare I would never skin one just to look cool on the Book Thread.
Posted by: Pink Panthers, Likewise at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (V5BDR)
This.
But on Nov. 7th.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Criticas at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (qj7zO)
________________
Or they overshot the dosage, and now are trying to pump full of Narcan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (dm56X)
You misspelled chlamydia.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (14URa)
Idiots Out Walking Around
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (8sMut)
@redsteeze
There are teleprompters set up for a live press conference.
3:47 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (9aVck)
Biden will be reading quickly typed answers...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (vtRd1)
They're sociopaths.
Biden has always been a narcisstic sociopath with delusions of grandeur. Of the highest order. Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)
The fish hooks are backordered and the barbed wire is caught in crosstown traffic.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: catman
......
Or Gurta Thornbutt for the enviroweenie vote.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:53 PM (eoQWY)
~~~~~
AOC and Hank Johnson are available.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
A week ago? Dude, I posted some X and DU posts from earlier TODAY where people ("experts") were saying Biden's debate performance was just a stutter.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (ycI94)
This. It's embarrassingly pretentious. Especially for someone with an Ed.D. Pffft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)
_________
The more silly and superficial the discipline, the more insistent the holders demand to be called "Doctor".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (KKnQx)
greta whitmore, the mayor of Iowa, is about as nationally popular as amy klobuchar was in 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:52 PM (dm56X)
You misspelled chlamydia.
Posted by: Peaches
==============
I don't know how subtle you are, Peaches, but the hilarity of that post and your answer is that soothsayer misspelled whitmer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (FXekL)
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Odds are that the military branch of the Junta respect Biden even less than they did Trump.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (cOq4q)
That's James Whitmore, played "Brooks" in Shawshank Redemption
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)
Kamala
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
So, does that mean she is burdened or unburdened.
I'm confused.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (c4NPH)
What the FUCK is this shit. I'm seeing it everywhere these days.
Did we experience a time warp and go back to the Victorian Era when I wasn't paying attention?
Strike that: even Victorians weren't so wimpy that they had to bowdlerize "murder".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (NXnx4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (kzHlT)
History of the World, Part One.
French Revolution.
Harvey Korman needs to wee so he yells "Oh, Piss Boy" to bring the bucket to him to relieve himself. Hilarious.
Posted by: mpfs
Classic!
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (dm56X)
Biden has always been a narcisstic sociopath with delusions of grandeur. Of the highest order. Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Gse2f)
Not only that but Jill is just fucking gross.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)
Look it up!
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (Y2NGV)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (c4NPH)
My guess: ButtJizz. He and Chasen have fun trying to find new places to hide it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)
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Michigan Gov. Whitmer Suggests It “Wouldn’t Hurt” For Biden To Take Cognitive Test
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Way to take a stand, Gretch-one!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (eoQWY)
I expect the Poles to try to walk off with the NW corner of Ukraine as reward for their steadfast support.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (D7oie)
Or he's tripping balls and they don't know how to get him down.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
......
Think of the shopping sprees!
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
That just doesn't have the right effect until you finish it with *shakes tiny fist*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (vtRd1)
HISTORIC
Posted by: Cicero
HISTRIONIC?
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (ycI94)
It's July.
Give them time to disappoint you. They'll come through.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (E1q1Z)
I teased an English friend about it, saying, "And they didn't land in North Africa, Italy or France on the way there at all." "No; direct to Cornwall!"
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (Jh5b+)
saw video of her coming out of a restaurant a few weeks ago- big SecSer guy right on her elbow with odd shaped briefcase
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)
Yes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (8mC+I)
Posted by: Joe Bitem master of the English langauge Master baiter and orater at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (kzHlT
Guessing he's had an unexpected episode and they are desperately trying to get him cognizant again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (Ud7de)
Then tosses the Piss Boy's tip into the bucket.
Not one Mel Brooks movie could be made today. Not one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Joe's soiled depends at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (wGerL)
@HowardMortman
"They taught us that we could do anything and should never be burdened by the limitations of other people to be able or not be able to see what can be... understands and can see what is possible unburdened by what has been."
-- VP Kamala Harris today in Greensboro North Carolina
Video: x.com/i/status/1811481404594618768
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 06:55 PM (KKnQx)
________________
That's certainly true. Also, the more insecure the holder, and the more he suffers from imposter syndrome, the more insistent he is to be called "doctor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The Verve (?) at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (E1q1Z)
Biden picked the biggest dope in the primary as his VP.
We’re getting into quantum uncertainties when Kamala picks her VP
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:50 PM
It's a Ukrainian Doll situation.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (NY/UO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (c4NPH)
Still in Indiana. I will leave the rest to your imagination. How are you? Long time, no see! xxx
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (14URa)
The drugs aren't working, they can't let him be seen/heard.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (SYTee)
Biden has always been a narcisstic sociopath with delusions of grandeur. Of the highest order. Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Gse2f)
These days narcissism just means "my last three exes" for women. Its just noise now.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)
I can help pack !
Posted by: Mayornaise Pete at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (NtVYv)
>>Give them time to disappoint you. They'll come through.
The disappointed me the first two months of the season. Everything from here out is gravy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (Xi1yP)
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Way to take a stand, Gretch-one!
The smile hides the stiletto.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:47 PM
That would require Ace to switch from Vegemite to Marmite, and, perhaps, trade the Vespa for a Norton or Triumph.
Are you prepared for the knock-on* effects that would have on the blog and the Commentariat?
* a rugby term
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (2ZFHC)
(I posted this on an earlier thread but still true).
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (Ud7de)
Kamala
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
So, does that mean she is burdened or unburdened.
I'm confused.
Posted by: mpfs
That answer comes tomorrow
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (JkCto)
Or he's tripping balls and they don't know how to get him down.
Posted by: Archimedes
Jill, we need a few more minutes. You're going to have to go out there and stall them!
Posted by: Biden's Handlers at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (ycI94)
It baffles me and the wife.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds
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I wish I was like that....
Posted by: Stateless
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If I make the smallest mistake I want to crawl under a rock and I agonize over it when trying to sleep.
I think it was because I was beat a lot as a kid for things I did not do.
It makes me wonder what makes these people so shameless? Were their parents the kind that praised them and excused all their wrongs? I wish I knew so I could find a happy midpoint between two deleterious extremes.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (g4EQa)
Leopard-print onesies are right out, I suppose?
That is hot, hot, hot! right there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (u82oZ)
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It's so they don't get banned on X, Facebook and have their videos demonitized on YouTube
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (TztLh)
camelface's speechwriter is a retarded version of William Shakespeare.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (QlFnJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (kzHlT
It's to be juuuuuuuuust late enough to miss the nightly news
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (MGB5H)
Note: another moron mentioned the kremlin thing earlier in the week, but I forgot who, sorry.
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (zOD0w)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (TztLh)
As I said.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Commissioner of Eligibility at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (V5BDR)
Biden has always been a narcisstic sociopath with delusions of grandeur. Of the highest order. Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Gse2f)
Not only that but Jill is just fucking gross.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)
_______
I reject your word order. "Fucking Jill is gross" is correct.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (1bNHn)
@HowardMortman
"They taught us that we could do anything and should never be burdened by the limitations of other people to be able or not be able to see what can be... understands and can see what is possible unburdened by what has been."
-- VP Kamala Harris today in Greensboro North Carolina
Video: x.com/i/status/1811481404594618768
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 06:57 PM (9aVck)
That dude from when you were in college still won't date you Kamala.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (eoQWY)
People still watch that?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (dg+HA)
Or he's tripping balls and they don't know how to get him down.
Posted by: Archimedes
......
First: opioids to bring him down
Second: Narcan to get him breathing
Third: Start over with the uppers
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
I don't understand. Jesus, in the body, visited many people after his death. He even let his Disciples feed and touch Him. Yes, LDS people believe Jesus visited the Americas in the body, just as he did in and around Jerusalem.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (Odg76)
What the FUCK is this shit. I'm seeing it everywhere these days.
Did we experience a time warp and go back to the Victorian Era when I wasn't paying attention?
Strike that: even Victorians weren't so wimpy that they had to bowdlerize "murder".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Vict*rians didn't have *nline adv*rtisers that would drop you if you failed a k*yword search.
Posted by: m*keski at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (woPEM)
Biden picked the biggest dope in the primary as his VP.
We’re getting into quantum uncertainties when Kamala picks her VP
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
What about the VP between those two? He was pretty good, right?
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)
And? How was it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:49 PM (eoQWY)
Generally not, he often appears as Prince Adam and the riding tiger is concealed under the identity of cringer
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (kzHlT
It's to be juuuuuuuuust late enough to miss the nightly news
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (MGB5H)
Yup...and to get folks b&tching that he's late to go turn on Jeopardy and miss this...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 06:59 PM (g4EQa)
It's not so much what their parents were like. They just don't give a shit about other people.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (lX8VI)
https://x.com/a_newsman/status/
1811396566562832572
Posted by: KT at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: TayTay at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Commissioner of Eligibility at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (V5BDR)
For god's sake I don't want the Kansas City Chiefs' tight end to have control of nuclear weapons. The refs are bad enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:46 PM (t/2Uw)
I couldn’t agree more. It was at 3am, too! The only solace is this “mom” has to live the rest of her days with the guilt she is alive, but her poor baby is not due to her actions. I pray that lays very heavy on her heart. It won’t be met with much sympathy in these parts, either. For any of it.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (2fIO4)
She's packing quite a gut now. The years have not been kind.
First: opioids to bring him down
Second: Narcan to get him breathing
Third: Start over with the uppers
I will defer to your obviously greater knowledge.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (xCA6C)
I retired from San Diego County and moved back home to help care for my family in 2013.
Thank goodness I did, they are all gone now.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (c4NPH)
And every time he kisses her he's going to be tasting Hillary's cooch.
But then, perhaps he considers that a feature, not a bug.
Me, if I was going to become a billionaire as soon as my 500-year-old father stroked out, I'm pretty sure I could do better than Huma.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi
I think it is done to avoid the Youtube demonitize algorithm. Something about violence or threats?
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Commissioner of Eligibility at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (V5BDR)
True, but having a VP with a rockin' body who loves to show it off would be great for our foreign policy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (d9fT1)
If I want to call him Putin I will.
Let’s be clear.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (V/pbu)
Ace: Have you ever seen an 81-year-old man on dangerous levels of amphetamines and pharmaceutical-grade cocaine?
Ever see the movie Flight with Denzel Washington?
There's a scene where he calls his drug dealer, John Goodman, to sober him up for a hearing. Goodman comes over with cocaine, haha. And it works.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (dm56X)
Chocolate, chocolate chip.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)
every moment is closer to being too late to change. He should just go to bed.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (eoQWY)
_______________
The first illegal alien?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw
The Pirates have a really great pitcher on their staff now, Paul Skenes. Won't last. They'll trade him in 2-3 years for some Bangladeshi prospects and a couple of Yaks. Go Buccos!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (5MvGY)
saw video of her coming out of a restaurant a few weeks ago- big SecSer guy right on her elbow with odd shaped briefcase
Posted by: Don Black
That's her Sybian.
Posted by: Adam and Eve Sex Shoppes at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (V5BDR)
"Eleventy!"
"Okay, drugs haven't kicked in yet, delay"
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (HJ9BW)
Hey! I'm still alive, you know.
Posted by: Tiffany at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 07:01 PM (2fIO4)
Poor Will.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Er, you must not have read the ONT the other night.
Dude in a leopard print onesie breaks into pet store, lets a bunch of animals out (putting 2 hamsters in the pockets of the onesie), vandalizes other businesses, passes out in the parking lot of the Big Lots. Oddly enough, it was NOT Hunter Biden.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)
And? How was it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You, uh, happen to have any extra?
Posted by: Dave Lister at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (LrEPG)
Posted by: English Is Dead at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Alex Rectal Soros at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (c4NPH)
Oh, wow, I'm sorry for your losses but it's wonderful that you were able to be there for them.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (14URa)
Thing is, would the media go along with that? Or start asking whether Biden's "emergency" was medical?
At this point, I'm thinking the latter.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (jGGMD)
Speaking of Denzel Washington, everyone hates the Gladiator II trailer...because it's so stupid.
But it's nice to know a black man singlehandedly orchestrated the fall of Rome. Fuck off, film.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)
Hahah. Perfect.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (Ud7de)
Please, please, please! I wanna see Chicago burn!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (LrEPG)
Big boy news conference ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM
Which is later in the past than today.
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ... at
But how did they get that way?
I used to think personality was 50/50 nature/nurture. Now I lean toward 80% nurture in the aggregate, with some outliers, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 06:58 PM (Ud7de)
There must be a demonic dating app that caters to far-left nut jobs.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (YDB6U)
I don't understand. Jesus, in the body, visited many people after his death. He even let his Disciples feed and touch Him. Yes, LDS people believe Jesus visited the Americas in the body, just as he did in and around Jerusalem.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:00 PM (Odg76)
________
Am I to understand that after ascending into heaven, he descended back to come to America?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (Jh5b+)
Whoops.
Whoopsies.
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)
...
He's, umm, pining for the fjords?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Archimedes
.....
Step aside DOCTOR Jill!
*grins, holding large syringe*
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (HJ9BW)
Thank goodness I did, they are all gone now.
Posted by: mpfs at July 11, 2024 07:02 PM (c4NPH)
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I did the opposite: I moved back to SD county so my parents could have some time with their grandchildren before they passed. I'm glad I did.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)
: o )
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)
He should get the All Star start. Great 1st half.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (Xi1yP)
Try hitting him with ether and hooking up an extra car battery!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
It's no good! We're going to have to go with plan B. Put the prosthetics on Hunter, dim the lights, and get the AI voice autotuner prepped.
Posted by: Biden's Pit Crew at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (Oy/m2)
The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout
Hey Hey Uncle Dud, it's a treat to be at your feet on the Mississippi Mud!
Posted by: Joey at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (aRIIa)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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That's one more than the Bridge of Death!
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (iZbyp)
Kamala
--
I said it much better: "This week is next week's last week."
Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I've been accused of many things, but . . .
Posted by: Gaiseric the Vandal at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (gKWVE)
Thing is, would the media go along with that? Or start asking whether Biden's "emergency" was medical?
At this point, I'm thinking the latter.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (jGGMD)
His ice cream was melting.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (YDB6U)
I used to think personality was 50/50 nature/nurture. Now I lean toward 80% nurture in the aggregate, with some outliers, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (g4EQa)
I think at least some are born like it. You can have two with the same maniacal parents, one ends up like you, one ends up like they do. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (MGB5H
Four questions is a lot when you can't study for them prior to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:05 PM (HJ9BW)
There is ONE Gladiator movie.
NEVER SHALL THERE BE A SECOND.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (8sMut)
It worked out, so I'm so grateful for the tme I had with them.
I'm so happy you're doing well.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (qUkBO)
It's a power marriage ... he can have all he wants on the side. Huma seems connected to the Muslim Brotherhood ... not sure where Soros thinks that will take him (but same could be said of Clinton and Anthony Weiner, what did they get from Muslim Brotherhood Huma?).
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (zVOnE)
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (LrEPG)
So, a t-ball level press conference...guess the "big boy" verbiage was on point...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (aLzBS)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (gKWVE)
If you told me Martin Scorcese directed Gladiator II, the only reason I wouldn't believe you is because I didn't see his boy-crush Leo Dicaprio in the trailer.
But Gladiatior II looks "Gatsby"-level bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (zdYK9)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Mayornaise Pete at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (Xi1yP)
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I didn't even know she was in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (L/fGl)
He also said that this "Big Boy" press conference will feature only four questions. Though the Big Boy allowed he might answer 2-3 more beyond the four.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (KRtlO)
Stuffing pets from a pet store into onesies is deeply weird.
I have been educated away from my sheltered upbringing. Thank you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (dg+HA)
But it's nice to know a black man singlehandedly orchestrated the fall of Rome. Fuck off, film.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:03 PM (dm56X)
Even by Hollywood standards that's pretty lame. Gladiator was in the 5 good emperors era (well at the end) then came the Crisis, then Aurelian and Diocletian, then Constantine and Theodosus (and more) before things got near the end. About 250 years worth.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)
'Then the Republican establishment should speak with one voice and demand that Biden resign!'
You beat me to it. Let's have democrats' stupid defiance of everything that is right work in our favor for a change.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (L/fGl)
"No, not Ethel Merman, you fucking twink. Mer. Man. A merman. But still with the seashell bra and a dick drawn on the box. ...And besides, she's dead anyway. I think. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (BAEGB)
Are you not amused?
Posted by: Gladiator on biden's fake presser at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Backstage:
Try hitting him with ether and hooking up an extra car battery!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
===============
The doggie overdose scene from There's Something About Mary comes to mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (FXekL)
I want to know what the writers and crew were on when they wrote it/made it.
Featuring Grand Moff Tarkin.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (8sMut)
@NRSC
WATCH:
@JonTester and his staff PANIC when he gets asked whether Joe Biden is mentally fit to be President.
Video: https://x.com/i/status/1811484673144476113
12:36 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (pZEOD)
He also said that this "Big Boy" press conference will feature only four questions. Though the Big Boy allowed he might answer 2-3 more beyond the four.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (KRtlO
This is Kabuki. No way he shows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (Ud7de)
1. Joe, how bad is Trump?
2. Joe, what is your favorite thing about life in the White House?
3. Joe, how much do you love Jill?
4. Joe, what do you want to tell the American people tonight?
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (xPl2J)
And instead of some hot French chick, it's Robert the Bruce's horse in a dress.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Joe! at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Are you still in SD?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (c4NPH)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (SXcyi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (QSrLX)
He also said that this "Big Boy" press conference will feature only four questions. Though the Big Boy allowed he might answer 2-3 more beyond the four.
Trump should just strut up on stage and say "I'm here. I'll answer questions as long as you want".
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (aLzBS)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (gKWVE)
______________
"How was your trip here?" Question 1.
"What's your favorite ice cream?" Question 2.
"Why TF are you so late?" Question 3.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (RUmyk)
When Mary tries to touch Jesus near the Tomb, Jesus tells her not to touch Him because He has not yet ascended to Heaven. Later, Jesus appears to several people on several different occasions and allows Himself to be touched. Logical conclusion: Jesus ascended to Heaven between these events.
Assuming you're a Christian, which part doesn't make sense? Do you believe Jesus could appear and disappear at will in ancient Israel during this time, but couldn't possibly also have done so in the Americas? Is that beyond Jesus' ability?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:07 PM (Xi1yP)
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For the corrupt dementia schmuck to read the totally nonscripted question(s) he will take.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (17s+e)
Trump should just strut up on stage and say "I'm here. I'll answer questions as long as you want".
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)
Shades of Andrew Breitbart
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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He wasn't even a Florida Man. Ohio, I think.
Anyway, since I'm not properly attired for the Big Ass Press Conference, I'm going to mow the front yard.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
No. Muslims are strictly monotheistic. Huma's God is in fact The State, like all Statist/Socialists.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (bzJoC)
I just like saying that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)
Pull a Breitbart!
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)
A la Andrew Breitbart
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (Q4IgG)
I used to think personality was 50/50 nature/nurture. Now I lean toward 80% nurture in the aggregate, with some outliers, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (g4EQa)
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While I was high on Delta 8 my kids would come in the living room, leave, come back, talk, etc. I was able to pick out every nuance of personality and trace it right back to either my wife’s or my personality.
I called it psychogenetics, not because the traits were inherited by DNA but by them “inheriting” their personality traits from watching mom and dad for years.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (2fIO4)
And that's coming from me.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (SXcyi)
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Did you send him on a snipe hunt too?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: It's me donna
Or that epic pantsing Dave Brat put on Cantor.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
The MB gets access to lefty cash and lefties get access to streetwise shock troops
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (hmKaK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (aLzBS
Oh my god, she was smoking hot.
Were I him, she'd be pointing at me saying, 'no more!' I can barely walk as it is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (y31cs)
Hmmmmm 4 is more than three. Let's do that
-Biden's team
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (wyMQY)
I just like saying that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (t/2Uw)
I can't figure out how that fat fuck keeps getting elected. I can't stand him
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (O7YUW)
So to see him (and it was worth it,) you had to sign up for as many as you could, show up, and hope for the best.
Biden needs an understudy is all. Someone who shows up and he can claim he has an irritated throat, or sore ankle.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Are you still in SD?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:09 PM (c4NPH)
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Yep. I grew up here, and moved the earth to get back to live out my days here, before I realized that California had become liberal-infested. But still ... I have a strong emotional attachment to SoCal, and hate to leave. My wife is desperate to flee, but I dunno.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:08 PM (pZEOD)
There's a browser extension for that! "Return YouTube Dislikes"
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (a1415)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Paul Anka at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jill Biden at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: Peaches
Oh please, make it so, make it so. Especially with a media that truly wants to force him to implode.
Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (RUmyk)
Assuming you're a Christian, which part doesn't make sense? Do you believe Jesus could appear and disappear at will in ancient Israel during this time, but couldn't possibly also have done so in the Americas? Is that beyond Jesus' ability?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (Odg76)
How does that song go? "Jesus crossed the Rio Grande"? (Dude never says from which side to which)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (hmKaK)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)
Clinton was a perverted, bad policy Dem, but he did have skills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (aLzBS)
Wasn't the girl like 5 years old and in France in reality?
Braveheart had some kind of timeline problem with having Bob the Bruce meet the gal IIRC.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (eoQWY)
This could be the first presidential presser in history that is a train wreck before it even starts.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (Xi1yP)
I think the Koran (and their other book) allow for all sorts of exceptions when conquering their enemies.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (njExo)
#5 What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (Jh5b+)
@mychaelschnell
New: Pelosi is working privately to put pressure on Biden to reconsider his spot as 2024 nominee.
House Dems tell
@thehill Pelosi is talking w/ lawmakers & expressing concerns re: Biden to pump breaks on rubber-stamping his nomination.
w/ @RealMikeLillis
https://t.co/BMtFDy4TSi
3:42 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU)
She’s Your Queen To Be…An Image of Prrfection. Completely Free From Infection.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (QlFnJ)
Posted by: Frau Biden, 7:08 pm at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
YES.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (2BAti)
What a ridiculous farce this Presidency & the media are.
"You answered all questions JOeY!" -Dr Jill/frau farbissina
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (SMgCc)
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (uosPt)
It was clear from the context: they meant the kind of press conference a real President would do.
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (hmKaK)
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)
Well, it originally was 6:30pm...so he's wasted the 1st 45 of the 90 minutes...he might wait out a few more...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU)
When will then be now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Jill Biden at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (Y8lzz)
Butte, Missoula, Bozeman, Helena and the Reservations.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (E1q1Z)
Posted by: Frau Biden, 7:08 pm at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM
Ha!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:10 PM (Odg76)
How does that song go? "Jesus crossed the Rio Grande"? (Dude never says from which side to which)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (8sMut)
Sure JC could have ridden a NASCAR car in 5000 BC in Tibet.
There's just no scriptural evidence for it anywhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (eoQWY)
I used to think personality was 50/50 nature/nurture. Now I lean toward 80% nurture in the aggregate, with some outliers, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:04 PM (g4EQa)
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I think it's the other way around. Look at dogs: golden retriever are almost uniformly sweethearts who love people, especially children. Pit bulls are almost uniformly hostile as hell to other dogs, being bred to fight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (uosPt)
Biden called it a Big Boy news conference because Jill told him in Mother Speak that he needed to be a Big Boy and do it.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:11 PM (2UnvF)
No, butbit would be a better use of his time than anything else he has done this century.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (SXcyi)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
He had a cold
He was jet lagged
It was late
He was over prepared
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (MGB5H)
But I get up before 4am
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)
Seriously, his staff sounds like the cuckiest little bitchworms outside of the North American Man Boy Lincoln Association.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024
Smells like a movement.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (gKWVE)
The Whitney Blake Season 1-4, or the 5th Season Lynn Borden version?
Posted by: Both Were Cute at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (V5BDR)
It can be 90 minutes if biden makes it a long speech, attempting to recite a litany of all his "accomplishments."
And that's what it's gonna be.
Posted by: Gladiator on biden's fake presser at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
Human trafficking is real big under the areas the MB work in. Opium is an established industry and not really a growth area.
The Clintons have been accused of being involved in human trafficking.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (4HMlb)
He’s done. There’s no coming back after the Putin fiasco.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (lX8VI)
Not a single person in the America's could write, so...
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (U8kCF)
[_] Biden starts the press conference
[X] Ace starts a new thread for the press conference
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl)
There are ONLY three Indiana Jones movies.
NEVER SHALL THERE BE A FOURTH.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9)
Something important came up, people. Real Big Boy stuff and Joe had to save the world.
Had to Tomahawk some poor Muslim guy in Kenya.
Way the dog and all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (HJ9BW)
@SteveKrak
White House now saying a 7:30 start time for this Biden press conference - so two hours after it was originally scheduled. Everything going according to plan for, you know, the most important moment of Biden’s presidency.
4:08 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (9aVck)
Butte, Missoula, Bozeman, Helena and the Reservations.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (E1q1Z)
Got it
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (NY/UO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)
Butte, Missoula, Bozeman, Helena and the Reservations.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (E1q1Z)
Montana should rent out land and build colleges in another state so the liberals can't pollute the vote.
Probably the same for the capital.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)
Where ya goin with that cone in your hand?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)
Er, hello everybody. I'm sorry I'm a bit late. Had a terrible time. All sorts of things cropping up at the last moment. How are we for time? { Universe ends }
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9)
This is the biden team trying to be clever -- they are trying to create an campaign informercial disguised as a press conference -- and the fake news seems to be participating willingly.
Posted by: Gladiator on biden's fake presser at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (2ZFHC)
I like the episode of Hazel where she accidentally puts Tony Lema's golf clubs in the trunk of the wrong Thunderbird in the Airport parking lot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (+oR7L)
@SteveKrak
White House now saying a 7:30 start time for this Biden press conference - so two hours after it was originally scheduled. Everything going according to plan for, you know, the most important moment of Biden’s presidency.
4:08 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (9aVck)
And there goes 60 of the 90 minutes...all according to plan.
Joe may walk out, read a speech on the teleprompter about how important today in NATO was, and leave with "good night America" and dare the media to say this was supposed to be a press conference vs a speech...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (Oy/m2)
Por favor
NO BLOQUEE
Las bombas de gas
GRACIAS
Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: gKWVE would ask - at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (U8kCF)
I was there, I cooked wigwam crab dip !
Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (Y8lzz)
I can't wait to hear Charles Krauthammer's take on this fake presser, later!
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (Xi1yP)
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)
My thought- they're just revenging themselves now.
Posted by: sal at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (y7DxH)
Posted by: And that irradiated little skeleton was me at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: gKWVE would ask - at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Pit bulls are terriers, which are usually very high strung dogs to begin with. Even if pitties are raised with great care and love and affection, they are still terriers. Retrievers are a different story.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (SYTee)
Please let this thing begin
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (/7KEl)
Not a single person in the America's could write, so...
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (U8kCF)
When you are on tour going from Israel to the US, you gotta put the location of your next stop on the Jumbotron. That's just smart business.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (dm56X)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: epador at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (TRnzq)
He really inspired me and everyone else in the audience.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Bebop Daddy at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (zE1PM)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (QSrLX)
Where ya goin with that cone in your hand?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (JRP2U)
heh
Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (xCA6C)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (dm56X)
The Junta is imploding because they placed their cards on a guy who was barely coherent 4 years ago and is crumbling due to the massive amount of drugs they've used to keep Joe shambling along.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: gKWVE would ask - at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (gKWVE)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (8sMut)
Some presidents have pearl harbor
Joe gets a press conference to show proof of life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (evvc2)
Was the Obama clip Obama saying, "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"??
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:17 PM (O7YUW)
____________
"A funny thing happened on the way over here ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Roaring Chicken at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (V5BDR)
I think they'll call it onaconna.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (NMT5x)
'Or he's tripping balls and they don't know how to get him down.
Posted by: Archimedes
'
Ha! They're chasing him around the ceiling like Uncle Albert!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: SILVER ALERT at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (SMgCc)
When you are on tour going from Israel to the US, you gotta put the location of your next stop on the Jumbotron. That's just smart business.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (eoQWY)
Jesus is JUST all right.
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Did you know Petey, the dog from The Little Rascals, was a pit bull?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (SXcyi)
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
LOL Horde mind!
*fist bump*
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (WzZnf)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Odg76)
The preferred term is "peculiar." And it's a badge of pride.
They didn't plan to be isolationist at first. But tarrings and featherings, arson, martyrdom, Governor Boggs signing an extermination order against them, and the federal Edmunds-Tucker Act stripping away their basic civil rights, will make a person say screw you, and up and leave.
But almost from the first year they settled in Utah, they weren't left alone. Between trappers, homesteaders, opportunists, and then the railroads joining in Utah, they didn't stay too alone for long. Culturally, sure, but not physically.
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (8sMut)
_______________
Eric Swallowell nods.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Humans ain't dogs. For them, it is all in the genes. Our culture is learned.
OK, maybe there are populations that have certain traits, but among Europeans... I know it is more complicated as some people are easily addicted, or psychological issues but I am talking about personality.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (g4EQa)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: SILVER ALERT at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (SMgCc)
Oh, for fuck's sake, AGAIN??
Posted by: Typical cellphone owner response to Amber Alerts, Silver Alerts, Rainfall Alerts at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (8sMut)
There's a book a fairly unschooled farm boy in upstate New York managed to churn out in about sixty days. I've never heard a plausible explanation for that feat from a detractor of the LDS Church.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo)
------- And we'll be lucky to live through it!
So will Biden!
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (QAK8m)
Butte, Missoula, Bozeman, Helena and the Reservations.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (E1q1Z)
Plus a “libertarian” candidate funded by the Dems which gets 3% that would have gone to the Republican candidate. Tester has never won 50% of the vote.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo)
He studied Mao well. Probably has the Little Red Book in the original Chinese.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (WzZnf)
the end of Blackadder 4 is the most impressive ending to a comedy series ever. It is set in WWI so it might not be to your taste.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (5fDan)
Wouldn't it be glorious if Breitbart showed up and the press swarmed him and he took questions about Biden's mental state?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Miklos notes that the Drinking Lamp is LIT at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (XIkHl)
OK, maybe there are populations that have certain traits, but among Europeans... I know it is more complicated as some people are easily addicted, or psychological issues but I am talking about personality.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (g4EQa)
_____________
Humans aren't as good as dogs!
Look up "monoamine oxidase 2R allele," and get back to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
This falls into the same B.S. as "Biden is sharp as a tack." Anyone with experience caring for dogs knows it's not the breed but the environment that causes dogs to be hostile.
Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (SMgCc)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (SXcyi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (8sMut)
Someone else mentioned that. We have that series on CD as well. I would like to see it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (0mkKR)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (8sMut)
...
Posted by: NaCly Dog
------------
And Clinton Inc. is involved in this head banging for their chosen one for the candidacy.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (y8njj)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:12 PM (hmKaK)
Remember those old May Day parades.at the Kremlin and the West would count heads to see who was still in power and who wasn't?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (Jh5b+)
Every time Joe is very late for one of his pressers and speeches I envision a scene like the corner in a fight movie. Right now Joe sitting on a stool, a flunky fanning him with a towel, and his Chief of Staff is rubbing his shoulders and arms and saying, "You got this champ! That debate round was tough but I know you'll win this press conference round on points! Joe? Joe, are you paying attention? Hey, Doc! More Adderal and smelling salts, fast!"
Posted by: Gref
===============
There is an absolute fucking movie scene going on right now for sure.
The boxer who can't go on, the bride with cold feet, the stage star who's drunk off her ass and the curtain is waiting, the national leader who's curled into a ball...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (I87yH)
George Floyd Plaza would go up in smoke.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Jh5b+)
Oh the irony of it all. 🤪
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (BFyX4)
Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (SMgCc)
Cesar Milan seemed to be able to handle pits on his show years back. At least until he got older.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (eoQWY)
Time for dinner.
Let's face it, Joe is watching cartoons before bedtime.
In a short while it will be time for Space: MCMXCIX "Guardian of Piri", featuring a very hot Catherine Schell.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (8sMut)
He really inspired me and everyone else in the audience.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (Ud7de)
————
So back in 2016 when Trump won the South Carolina primary I and my kids went to the victory celebration in Greenville. I was only about 20 feet from the podium near the center. AND I had printed out a large ace of spades symbol on a piece of paper to wave around. You can go to the Fox video of it today and still see it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (2fIO4)
Seeing an empty podium, and the chyron "Joe Biden Press Conference" does seem fitting.
Posted by: Splunge
============
Clint Eastwood and the Empty Chair was ahead of its time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (SMgCc)
__________________
Disagree. Again, look at golden retrievers. They love people, especially children, they're extremely patient, and love to swim. Now there may be the odd who doesn't fit that description, but I've never met one.
OTOH, I have had to restrain a stray pit bull I'd gotten leash on after he saw another dog. I'm 6'1", 180 lbs., and I had to brace myself to keep the pit bull (who'd been perfectly friendly before this) from tearing the other dog to pieces.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (W/lyH)
We do!
Good times!
Posted by: Sovietologists at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (8sMut)
Oh the irony of it all. 🤪
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (t56FM)
I'm sure that will be instantly turned over to Biden rather than be lost in handling fees.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (0mkKR)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (eoQWY)
_________________
How many people - especially kids - have been killed by pit bulls?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (8mC+I)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (9aVck)
2 lies
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (YqDXo)
Sundowner told him a small war was ok
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)
No idea, but I have come close to fatality by my cats racing between my legs on the steps to give them breakfast.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: MSM at July 11, 2024 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Too bad "tape" hasn't been used in 20 years.
Posted by: Final Cut Pro Editor at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (iODuv)
No. Of course not. NATO countries are safer because they can call on us, and get us involved in wars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NXnx4)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Ypug4)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
History for some begins at breakfast.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (8sMut)
There's a book a fairly unschooled farm boy in upstate New York managed to churn out in about sixty days. I've never heard a plausible explanation for that feat from a detractor of the LDS Church. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Odg76)
Same, bonhomme. He had a second grade education, max. Yet within 60 days he was sitting down and spitting out, with no notes, a book of complex people and cultures, with distinct voices connected to the separate authors in the various books, and using ancient hebrew poetry structures. No one has been able to successfully explain to me how a mere farmboy could achieve that.
Honestly, even if people don't believe in the Book of Mormon as an actual work of scripture, it has inspired several amazing authors, and is a fascinating collection of stories in its own right. It's worth reading, even if someone doesn't believe in it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (QAK8m)
'You can only upvote, not downvote on YouTube. '
You can get an extension that allows you to downvote.
'Return Youtube Dislike'
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (hKoQL)
Got it
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
Sundowner told him a small war was ok
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)
Trump was asking NATO countries to actually build up their armies to face Russia
Biden has stripped NATO countries' weapons to the bone and beyond to give Russia practice in destroying them.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
Ding me when it gets weird
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (Ypug4)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (YqDXo)
Honestly, even if people don't believe in the Book of Mormon as an actual work of scripture, it has inspired several amazing authors, and is a fascinating collection of stories in its own right. It's worth reading, even if someone doesn't believe in it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (QAK8m)
Lincoln did OK in lack of education in a log cabin too, even without public schools to teach him about Heather and her two mommies. You shouldn't run down Young like that, there were plenty of smart people in the US and they didn't all come from cities.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)
Very strange
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (V/pbu)
Now not
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (9aVck)
You have cause and effect reversed there, skippy.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (SXcyi)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (9aVck)
Summer economics stats are BS & they're the ones used for the 2025 Colas.
Expect little, cola people.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (NFX2v)
Summer economics stats are BS & they're the ones used for the 2025 Colas.
Expect little, cola people.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (NFX2v)
Every single forecast and economic projection is moved downward sometimes before the end of the period, sometimes after. Always in the same direction, too!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)
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In case you missed it this week, union strikes union. Pretty damn amusing.
NEA’s Staff Union Is on Strike—Halting NEA’s Biggest Annual Gathering
President Biden will no longer address NEA assembly this Sunday
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Dad of Six at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (VpZau)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 07:13 PM (Cus5s)
I find it hard to believe one of them is the disavowal of Allah. Subterfuge is one thing, apostasy is another.
Huma's God is the State. Make book.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 09:10 PM (8sMut)
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