- Superiority of the Lunar and Planetary Laboratory (LPL) over Steward Observatory (SO) at the University of Arizona (2002)
- On the Utter Irrelevance of LPL Graduate Students: An Unbiased Survey by Steward Observatory Graduate Students (2002)
- Cosmic Conspiracies (2006)
- Natural Dark Energy (2007)
- Down-sizing Forever (2008)
- Time variation of a fundamental dimensionless constant (2009)
- Galaxy Zoo: an unusual new class of galaxy cluster (2009)
- Orthographic Correlations in Astrophysics (2010)
- Schroedinger's Cat is not Alone (2010)
- Non-standard morphological relic patterns in the cosmic microwave background (2011)
- On the influence of the Illuminati in astronomical adaptive optics (2012)
- Gods as Topological Invariants (2012)
- The Proof of Innocence (2012)
- On the Ratio of Circumference to Diameter for the Largest Observable Circles: An Empirical Approach (2012)
- Non-detection of the Tooth Fairy at Optical Wavelengths (2012)
- Pareidolic Dark Matter (PaDaM) (2013)
- A search for direct heffalon production using the ATLAS and CMS experiments at the Large Hadron Collider (2013)
- Unidentified Moving Objects in Next Generation Time Domain Surveys (2013)
- Conspiratorial cosmology - the case against the Universe (2013)
- Common origin of superluminal neutrinos and DAMA annual modulation (2013)
- "Winter is coming" (2013)
- The CMB flexes its BICEPs while walking the Planck (2014)
- Bayesian Prediction for The Winds of Winter (2014)
- A Farewell to Falsifiability (2015)
- Beyond the New Horizon: The Future of Pluto (2015)
- Astrology in the Era of Exoplanets (2016)
- An unexpected new explanation of seasonality in suicide attempts: Grey's Anatomy broadcasting (2016)
- Pi in the sky (2016)
- SET-E: The Search for Extraterrestrial Environmentalism (2016)
- Stopping GAN Violence: Generative Unadversarial Networks (2017) (the example from the question, included for completeness)
- A Neural Networks Approach to Predicting How Things Might Have Turned Out Had I Mustered the Nerve to Ask Barry Cottonfield to the Junior Prom Back in 1997 (2017)
- On the Impossibility of Supersized Machines (2017)
- Detecting the Ultimate Power in the Universe with LSST (2017)
- Sitnikov in Westeros: How Celestial Mechanics finally explains why winter is coming in Game of Thrones (2018)
- Independent Discovery of a Sub-Earth in the Habitable Zone Around a Very Close Solar-Mass Star (2018)
- Colonel Mustard in the Aviary with the Candlestick: a limit cycle attractor transitions to a stable focus via supercritical Andronov-Hopf bifurcation (2018)
- The Long Night: Modeling the Climate of Westeros (2019)
- Worlds in Migration (2019)
- Forecasting Future Murders of Mr. Boddy by Numerical Weather Prediction (2019)
- A new kind of radio transient: ERBs (2019)
- Novel approach to Room Temperature Superconductivity problem (2020)
- Quantum Godwin's Law (2020)
- An Artificially-intelligent Means to Escape Discreetly from the Departmental Holiday Party; guide for the socially awkward (2020)
- The search for life and a new logic (2020)
- Making It Rain: How Giving Me Telescope Time Can Reduce Drought (2020)
- Searching for Space Vampires with TEvSS (2020)
- A PDF PSA, or Never gonna set_xscale again -- guilty feats with logarithms (2020)
- Defining the Really Habitable Zone (2020)
- Pandemic Dark Matter (2021)
- "I'll Finish It This Week" And Other Lies (2021)
- Using Artificial Intelligence to Shed Light on the Star of Biscuits: The Jaffa Cake (2021)
- The Swampland Conjecture Bound Conjecture (2021)
- Detection of Rotational Variability in Floofy Objects at Optical Wavelengths (2021)
- I Knew You Were Trouble: Emotional Trends in the Repertoire of Taylor Swift (2021)
- Quantum analog of resource theory of stinginess (2021)
- The secret of the elixir of youth of blue straggler stars (2021)
- Science Spoofs, Physics Pranks and Astronomical Antics (2021)
- My cat Chester's dynamical systems analysyyyyy7777777777777777y7is of the laser pointer and the red dot on the wall: correlation, causation, or SARS-Cov-2 hallucination? (2021)
- The Swapland (2021)
- "My Rhodopsin!": Why Adding Dark Mode to Journals Could Make Us All Better Astronomers (2022)
- Worry No More, The Hubble Tension is Relieved: A Truly Direct Measurement of the Hubble Constant from Mooniversal Expansion (2022)
- Could fresh lava be (warm) dark matter? (2022)
- What's for Lunch? A systematic ordering of foods in the Soup-Salad-Sandwich phase space (2022)
- Taurine in Taurus. An Over-Caffeinated Search for Coffee in Space (2022)
- COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres? (2022)
- The popular myth of the drunk fireworks in the Valencian Fallas: "If you run, it chases you" (2022)
- Predicting Winners of the Reality TV Dating Show $\textit{The Bachelor}$ Using Machine Learning Algorithms (2022)
- The Parking Lot Planet (2022)
- Social distancing between particles and objects in the Universe (2022)
- Transmogrifiers: Bright of the Exomoon (2022)
- On the Possibility of Discovering Exoplanets within our Solar System (2022)
- The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf: Case Studies of Peer Review (2022)
- Follow the Index: A new proposal (2022)
- A Modest Proposal for the Non-existence of Exoplanets: The Expansion of Stellar Physics to Include Squars (2023)
- When Tails Tell Tales (2023)
- On The Planetary Theory of Everything (2023)
- As a matter of colon: I am NOT digging cheeky titles (no, but actually yes :>) (2023)
- UFOs: Just Hot Air or Something Meteor? (2023)
- Nuggets of Wisdom: Determining an Upper Limit on the Number Density of Chickens in the Universe (2023)
- ChatGPT scores a bad birdie in counting gravitational-wave chirps (2023)
- Chromaticity Effects on the Outcomes of Spheroid-based Scored Events (2023)
- Party Planning the Next True Happy New Year: Lunar Orbital Evolution Epochs with Integer Synodic Months Per Year (2023)
- Can AI Put Gamma-Ray Astrophysicists Out of a Job? (2023)
- A Unified Nomenclature and Taxonomy for Planets, Stars, and Moons (2023)
- MO0NFALL: The Great Filter and Exo-Moon Occurrence (2023)
- Programmed but Arbitrary Control Minimization of Amplitude and phase for speckle Nulling (PACMAN) (2023)
- Macroscopic Dynamics of Entangled 3+1-Dimensional Systems: A Novel Investigation Into Why My MacBook Cable Tangles in My Backpack Every Single Day (2023)
- Multi-Messenger Astrology (2024)
- Everything's Fine (2024)
- Deeper Learning in Astronomy (2024)
- Is Winter Coming? (2024)
- Why FLAMINGO is the perfect name for an array of Cherenkov telescopes (2024)
- Unobserving the Moon: the spurious possibility of orbital decoupling due to solar neutrino Arago spot (2024)
- Echoes from a long time ago: Chewbacca inflation (2024)
- FOOD I: A New Division Scheme For The Stelliferous Era (2024)
- Species Syzygy: Which Animal Has Seen the Most Total Solar Eclipses? (2024)
- Circular reasoning: Solving the Hubble tension with a non-$π$ value of $π$ (2024)
- The Public Photometry Pipelines for Exoplanets (2024)
- In Violation of the Prime Directive: Simulating detriments to Delta-Quadrant civilizations from the starship Voyager's impact on planetary rings (2024)
- Vulcan: Retreading a Tired Hypothesis with the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse (2024)
- I'm in AGNi: A new standard for AGN pluralisation (2024)
- pastamarkers: astrophysical data visualization with pasta-like markers (2024)
- A Promising New Dark Matter Candidate, and Implications for the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) (2024)
- Scatophobic Dark Matter (2024)
- Nishimori's self-tuning as evidence for the existence of God (2024)
- On the Superiority of the University of Arizona's Physics Club (2024)
Added several more papers, especially by myself, Eve Armstrong, and Dave Scott/Ali Frolop
