What do you get White Trash parents for Christmas?

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    The soothing sounds of windchimes of course.

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    Some aluminum foil for the windows.

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    A Spuds MacKenzie poster

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    Confederate flag

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    John Deere apparel of any kind.

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    At home paternity test.

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    Lice treatments for the kids.

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    Costco pack of roach spray

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    A large, velvet portrait of an eagle.

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    Sports bloopers.

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  5. a huge Confederate flag for sure

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    That would be Shout at the devil.

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    No gas, no grass, no ass?

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    a brand new, roof rack ready dog crate...

    poor white trash ain't the only kind of white trash.

    :-)

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  6. Beer Scented Air Fresheners

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    Anyone mention beer can cozies?

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    New leather belt holster for their flip phone.

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    Bass pro gift card!

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    New Deer Whistles for their car make a great stocking stuffer!

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    The Eagles Greatest Hits

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    Travel package to the Smoky Mountains

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    The complete VHS collection of the tv mini-series Lonesome Dove,  an IOU promising to install wood skirting around the base of their double-wide, & a new dash protector for their 2011 Corvette.

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    Hickory Farms gift certificate

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    Billy the Bass (singing animated Large Mouth Bass mount)
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    Truck nuts for dad and pajama jeans for mom

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    Anything NASCAR and a remote control caddy.  
    Or a NASCAR remote control caddy.  
    Or a recliner with a built in fridge.  I've actually always wanted one of those.

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    Did anyone say Tater Tots yet?

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    Doily yarn for Ma, & renew Pa's subscription to American Rifleman magazine.

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    Anyone say twinkies yet?

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    ^you mean a house boy for dad ? Sounds like something affluent people do ?

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    I'm jealous. White trash parents sound a shitload more fun than Asian ones. I was born the wrong color. Can we make a remake of The Jerk?

    Tater tots.

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    Tater tots was like 2 hrs ago Janass.. How was the swingers party ?

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    Some new "going out" house slippers

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