“I’m the University of North Carolina. That pretty much says it.”
The back story.
“My athletic records are SO SECRET even the Attorney General can’t see them.”
The back story.
“I made reporters SUE ME to get the emails a booster sent the football coach — because they’re ‘confidential education records.’”
The back story.
“I started my own private police, so now all the crimes are a secret.”
The back story.